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Jul 23, 2007 7:37:58 GMT -5
Post by -[Frosty]- on Jul 23, 2007 7:37:58 GMT -5
A rabbit and a bear are walking through a forest. A magic frog appears and tells them he will grant them 3 wishes each. First, the bear said, "I wish all the bears except me in this forest were girls.". So he got his wish, the rabbit said, "I wish for a go-kart that can't run out of gas". and he got that wish. Next the bear said, "I wish all the bears in the next forest were girls.". So he got that too. The rabbit said , " I wish for a go-kart helmet.". And that was granted also. For the bears last wish he said, "I wish all the bears in the world except me were girls.". And his last wish was granted. The rabbit, with a grin on his face said, "I wish the bear was gay!"
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Jul 26, 2007 23:27:32 GMT -5
Post by The Megatronic on Jul 26, 2007 23:27:32 GMT -5
along the same lines, see if I remember exactly how it goes...
One day in the middle of the desert, an American soldier was fighting Osama Bin Laden and another Al-Qaeda member (sure enough, can't remember who the third person was, doesn't matter) when they stumbled across a Genie's lamp. The Genie granted each of them one wish. Bin Laden was first up and wished that all his people could be brought together in their home land to live in unity apart from the infidels. The other came next, and his wish was for a wall to be erected around his people's land so thick and high that no one could get in by land or air. The American was last up and said, "So let me get this straight. Every one of his Al-Qaeda buddies are right in there behind an impenetrable wall that no one can get in or out of? Fill it with water." ;D
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Jul 27, 2007 8:34:10 GMT -5
Post by -[Frosty]- on Jul 27, 2007 8:34:10 GMT -5
haha! that is a good one, haven't heard that one before.
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.
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Jul 27, 2007 23:22:03 GMT -5
Post by The Megatronic on Jul 27, 2007 23:22:03 GMT -5
Two string beans are walking across the street when one gets hit by a car. At the hospital the doctor walks up to the other string bean and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your friend is going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life..."
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Jul 28, 2007 6:36:06 GMT -5
Post by -[Frosty]- on Jul 28, 2007 6:36:06 GMT -5
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.She Said yes.When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so,he used his hand.When he got back to class,his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!'He did and the little boy said,'Oh great,now look what you did,you scared the shit out of him!"
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Jul 28, 2007 15:33:44 GMT -5
Post by The Megatronic on Jul 28, 2007 15:33:44 GMT -5
i've heard a variation of that, heh...
One day Bob was walking in the city park with his friend, talking as they went, when they came into view of another block of buildings. Bob said, "You see those buildings? I designed and help build them... Do they call me Bob the Architect? No. And you see those children playing on the large playground there by the school? I donated the money for the city to build them... Do they call me Bob the Philanthropist? No... but suck one little dick..."
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Jul 28, 2007 17:41:03 GMT -5
Post by -[Frosty]- on Jul 28, 2007 17:41:03 GMT -5
ha.. kinda fucked up joke there buddy! lol
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Jul 28, 2007 18:07:36 GMT -5
Post by The Megatronic on Jul 28, 2007 18:07:36 GMT -5
i have worse
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Jul 28, 2007 18:42:27 GMT -5
Post by -[Frosty]- on Jul 28, 2007 18:42:27 GMT -5
I think we all have worse! lol
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